Batter Up?

The long-awaited Mitchell report on performance enhancing drug use by MLB players came out today.

Figuratively hit over the head with the 409-page report, Baseball Comi$$ioner Bud $elig $aid "If there are problems, I wanted them revealed. [Former Senate Majority Leader George Mitchell's] report is a call to action, and I will act."

Yeah, sure.
Many will assume that Buddy will be just as he's been for years: worrying only about the bottom line, not the needles going into players' butts and rapidly deflating what was once a great game.

-M!