Yummers!!
Even better than a plastic Thanksgiving turkey served up at 6am:
Please read the full, brief article, paying special note to my fave part:
"...I have this recurrent fantasy that all these people, from Tim Russert to Matt Drudge to Sean O'Hannity-reilly-coulter to even "respected" journalists like Dan Rather and Bob Schieffer are machines whose brains have been replaced with harmless mush wired directly to Karl Rove's red phone. Every time he rings them up, their brains scream: INCOMING! Their lips begin to move, and the words that come out of their mouths are market-tested White House fabrications."
-M!