In a Nation of Morons...

That loves a good war, perfect TV entertainment: the Pentagon Channel.

-M!

Vanity

There have been times when I've considered getting vanity license plates ("tags" in some states). When it comes time to head to the registration office, though, I figure it's really not worth the expense. Plus, I'd obsess over what to put on the plates. Gotta be creative.

Yesterday, on the same day, I saw three interesting vanity plates, all from the same state. No joke:

MAY OUI
Okay, it's cute.

I DO OK
Interesting. Is he telling us something about his income?

Y ITCH
Huh? I'm not making it up. That was what the plate said. What could that mean?

-M!

A Journalist???

While he's not nearly as bad as his colleague, the dumbass, Peter Jennings, Ted Koppel does an excellent job here of proving what a biased, war-cheerleading, closed-minded, cowed, dreadful "journalist" he really is.

-M!

Let's Play...


Meet
Some
Shitheads!!

Our first guest today is...South Dakota Governor Mike Rounds, who says he should decide what information teens should see.

Second...some guys who have been in the news a whole lot lately, the alleged Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. These geniuses seem to have little knowledge of the facts of John Kerry's exemplary, heroic Vietnam service (one's backing way down already), yet have no problem standing up and yelling anyway. Meanwhile, those who really did serve with him, on the same boat, have nothing but glowing things to say. Funny how these truth dudes don't seem to care about what the pRes did back then. Fortunately, people like professor and journalist Dr. Bernard Weiner and Paul Lukasiak do.

-M!