Enough Already
Fun AP story from this morning.
At this late date, are there really that many people who care about these two self-absorbed shitheads?
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Lopez, Affleck Seek Gun Permit in Ga.
HINESVILLE, Ga. - Just because Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez aren't doing much of anything doesn't mean they're not making news.
Hollywood's most overexposed couple set gossip pages aflame anew on Tuesday after they popped into a south Georgia courthouse near Affleck's Hampton Island home.
But apparently it was a gun license, not a marriage license, that the on-again, off-again super couple was seeking Monday.
"Affleck wanted to know where he could apply for a gun permit," said Liberty County Sheriff Don Martin, who mugged for a photo before sending the couple down the hall to the probate court.
The appearance has unleashed a horde of paparazzi and celebrity reporters onto the small town of Hinesville, where a court clerk verified Tuesday morning — apparently not for the first time — that the couple did not apply for a marriage license.
F. Barry Wilkes, the Liberty County clerk and court administrator, told Us Weekly magazine for its Oct. 6 issue that Affleck and Lopez requested an application for a marriage license several months ago, but added, "If they had gotten married (already), I would know about it."
Affleck's spokesman, Ken Sunshine, said only: "We never comment on his personal life."
The pair, whose recent film "Gigli" bombed after abysmal reviews, had planned to marry Sept. 14 before abruptly calling off the wedding. It would have been the third marriage for Lopez, 33, and the first for Affleck, 31.
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I wouldn't be comfortable letting these two idiots operate a doorknob, never mind firearms. Uuuuuggghhhh!
-M!
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